Pre Registration Form
To Print this, place a piece of really thin paper over the monitor and trace it.
Date______Time_____Phase
Of The Moon ______
Drivers Name____________________________ Aliases/AKA ___________ Age____
Blood Type _____(enclose sample) Hair (If Any) Color_____ Phone #________
Address_______________________________Religion_____________
E-mail Address_______ Web Site Url (If Any)_________________Password(s)_______
Are you on our mailing list? Yes___No___ Are you on our sh*t list? Yes___No___
Would you like to be? Yes___ No___
Social Security #________ Draft Status______ Height_____ Width_______Weight____
List at least 12 people not related to you that will attest to your character or lack thereof . (Use a separate sheet of paper)
Write an essay. In 300 words or more, tell us why you should be allowed to attend Vanfraud 2000. You will be judged on spelling, neatness and originality, so be careful.
Club Trailers Under 3' Admitted Free
Van Make_______ Model_______ Year____ Color(s)______ VIN#_____________
Blue Book Value___________ License #_________ Expiration Date____________
Club__________ Check one: Are you a Member? Yes___No___
An Officer of the Club? Yes___No___ An Undercover Agent for the FBI? Yes___No___
FIND THE MONEY CLEVERLY HIDDEN IN THE MAZE
Pick-ups, cars, planes, trains, unicycles, mopeds, hot air balloons, mini-bikes, city buses, tractor trailers, bicycles, golf carts, horses, snowmobiles, water bikes, hang gliders, go-carts, dog sleds, motor scooters, and rick shaws admitted only with club affiliation or wads of cash.
Notarized By:_______________ Signature Of Witness__________________
All Preregs Must be Paid in cash, in the dead of night, in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills, delivered to an address we will disclose later, and don't call anyone or you'll never see Grandma again.
Now raise your right hand and repeat after me: I, (State your name) Swear by the Almighty Dollar, Will abide by every rule, regulation, whimsy, and perverse inconvenience the Promoters of Vanfraud 2000 should impose upon me no matter how absurd, immoral, or expensive, That I absolve same from any responsibility for any beatings, robberies , or mysterious visitations in the night, damages or losses to my Van, booze, person, pets or loved ones, that I shall be responsible for my own and anyone I've ever met or ever will meet's behavior, that I shall spend at least 20% of my gross yearly income at Vanfraud's many stands and vendors, and that if I change my mind at a later date, no refund will be given, and I can consider myself ejected from the run, yada, yada, shamma lamma ding dong, so help me God, Halleluiah, Amen.